everyone has six names
1. your real name: Allie
2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Purple Llama
3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Christine Glasgow
4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Schchscman
5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Red Blanket
6. goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Cat
When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Yup.”
“Positive?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut it , then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
